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textmesomethingdirty:

heyepiphora:

Smitten Kitten has a new jar of toxic sex toy horrors! It’s only four days old and the toys are already oozing an oily film onto each other. (P.S. I love the subtle “Doc J" in the corner of that photo, guys.) I’ll be watching the badvibes tag on Tumblr with a morbid fascination…

Edit for all y’all reblogging this and crying “of course they’re melting! They aren’t supposed to touch!”: One, they aren’t melting in this photo. They are developing a layer of oily film (which, if you watch the video, you’ll see that one already had it straight out of the package). Is that not repulsive? Does it not disgust you that the toys all smelled horrible and gave these two people headaches? IT SHOULD. THESE ARE THINGS THAT ARE MADE TO TOUCH MUCOUS MEMBRANES.

Two, while they will eventually melt together, true 100% silicone dildos WILL NOT. That is a myth. Body-safe sex toys do not contain active molecules that off-gas, degrade, and melt. Because they are body-safe. Stop making excuses for toxic, shitty sex toys.

PLEASE, READ THIS.

Important information kids.

~AE