shessofuckedinthehead:

him: hey, no, i didn’t get to shower yet
me: gimme. let me have it. please. pants off.
him: seriously, im all sweaty and gross, its ok you don’t have to
me: im going to cum if u keep talking like that, shutup and let me suck u
him: really, its fine u don’t have to
me: mmph, slobber, kisses, licking
him: about to protest again but instead emitting non-human sounds
me: emoji of big smile with dick in mouth

shessofuckedinthehead:

him: hey, no, i didn’t get to shower yet

me: gimme. let me have it. please. pants off.

him: seriously, im all sweaty and gross, its ok you don’t have to

me: im going to cum if u keep talking like that, shutup and let me suck u

him: really, its fine u don’t have to

me: mmph, slobber, kisses, licking

him: about to protest again but instead emitting non-human sounds

me: emoji of big smile with dick in mouth

(via what-the-bunnies-do)

decentlyexposedjay:

And I love that about you

Ditto

decentlyexposedjay:

And I love that about you

Ditto

provillain:

phosphorescentt:

feministxprincess:

Please don’t ever try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

I repeat, please don’t EVER try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.

porn clit rubbing looks like they’re trying to scrub burnt food off a frying pan

Yeaaaaah…….

As much as I love porn, most of it is not for teaching.

~AE

maddiesnerdgasm:

72 points if you get that on a triple word score. 

I love playing Scrabble. 

textsfromtng:

Submitted by Brad R.

I like these odds.

~AE

True!

I do it here almost every damn day.

~AE